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ONLY 75% THINK BLAIR IS A FECKING TWUNT, ACCORDING TO DAILY MASH POLL

TONY Blair was thrilled last night after only 75% of Daily Mash readers said he would be remembered as a "fecking twunt".
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ROSA KLEBB WINS LABOUR DEPUTY CONTEST

SMERSH assassin Rosa Klebb is the new deputy leader of the Labour Party after a closely fought contest in which she killed all of her rivals.
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'BROWN OFFERED ME A FOOT RUB', CLAIMS ASHDOWN

LORD Ashdown has accused the Labour Party of playing politics with his feet after he was offered a vigorous massage by Gordon Brown.
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MY BIG GAP YEAR

Dispatches from Poppy Spalding Friday: Beijing This week finds me in the capital of China – somewhere I have dreamed of coming ever since the age of five when my parents bought me my first round of banana fritters.
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