PRIME minster Theresa May is observing Lent by giving up her daily snack of six live mice.
NIGEL Farage has claimed that the UK overwhelmingly voted for him to be given a knighthood in June last year, and losers should ‘get over it’.
FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage invited himself to a couple’s regular film night and ate a disproportionate amount of pizza.
JEREMY Corbyn had admitted that Labour’s Copeland loss means they can no longer ignore the serious flaws of Britain’s electorate.
UKIP have responded to the Stoke by-election defeat by saying they do not need MPs because everyone does what they want anyway.
BRITAIN is waiting with bated breath for the verdict of the few people in Stoke and Copeland who can be arsed to vote, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE who love starting fires and watching others run for their lives are the most upbeat about Brexit, it has emerged.
TONY Blair has opened his arms wide and announced his readiness to die for the sins of ignorant Brexit voters.