Correct deckchair placement could have saved the Titanic, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has argued that if deckchairs on the Titanic had been properly arranged it would have successfully completed its journey.

UKIP now Britain’s natural party of government

UKIP is now so pathologically f**ked up it has become Britain’s natural party of government, experts have confirmed.

I still might be shit at this, says Theresa May

THERESA May confessed to the Conservative party conference that she could well be dreadful at her job but there is only one way to find out.

Farage campaigning to rejoin EU just to be pain in the arse

NEWLY reinstated UKIP leader Nigel Farage is campaigning against Brexit just to be a pain in the arse.

Hunt to replace foreign doctors with 'the internet'

JEREMY Hunt has confirmed plans to replace foreign doctors with the internet.

Britain begins smart, logical process of teaching bloody foreigners a lesson

BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.

Can we please hurry up and commit economic suicide? ask Brexit Tories

PRO-Brexit Tories have begged Theresa May to trigger the device that would blow Britain's economic brains out.

Labour outlines new Hugely Popular With Voters TBC policy

LABOUR has outlined a new policy which will to appeal to broad swathes of the electorate, the details of which have yet to be confirmed.