ENGLISH bulldogs have confirmed that they think the views of Britain First are wrong.
FORMER minister Grant Shapps is being forced to earn a living with his own get-rich-quick schemes.
THE Labour Party has agreed to vote on Syria next week and then ‘knock it on the head’.
JEREMY Corbyn has apologised after the shadow chancellor quoted Mao in the Commons yesterday, clarifying that he always preferred Pol Pot.
GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.
FRIENDS of Jeremy Corbyn wish he would just tell them they were right to leave their wives for girls half their age.
ALL tensions between Jeremy Corbyn and the Queen have been resolved with the discovery they are both massive fans of The Jam.
JEREMY Corbyn has disrespected the late rapper Tupac Shakur, it has emerged.