STEVE McClaren has been unable to explain how he came to be managing a football club again.
THE 2017 edition of FIFA for the Xbox has a more realistic manager mode which allows players to take bungs in Far East hotels.
THE hard kid from the park who always gets first pick of players has been tipped to replace Sam Allardyce.
DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.
BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great.
ENGLAND manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that he could not give a fuck what anybody says.
GARETH Bale's new contract will finally allow him to do something about his hair.
THE next series of Great British Bake Off will be part of Sky Sports' roster of ultra-hyped events.
- International football 'complete waste of time if you think about it'
- Allardyce bemoans the quality of chips in Slovakia
- Twenty per cent of UK workforce on loan from Chelsea FC
- Premier League chairman wakes up wondering who the f**k he bought last night
- Goalkeeper at five-a-side looks suspiciously like Joe Hart