TO go out shopping and return home empty handed is now described as to ‘Wenger’.
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
Of all the painters with 'van' in their name, the most gifted is unquestionably Van Morrison.
FOOTBALLERS are being encouraged to open up about being offside.
JOHN Terry's ego has been hauled out to sea to be broken up.
SINGLE women are flocking to non-League football matches in the hope of hooking up with middle-aged men in cagoules.
FOOTBALL fans have decided exactly how everything in their lives will develop over the next nine months.
ENGLAND cricket fans spent yesterday evening wandering around Nottingham in a daze.