Sport
Hathaway costume changes delight England wicket keeper
28-02-11
ANNE Hathaway's eight costume changes were a triumph, according to Surrey and England wicket keeper Steven Davies.
Police braced for velodrome stampede
22-02-11
LONDON police are urging people not to travel to the newly-opened Olympic Velodrome amid overcrowding fears.
Wenger did not see Orient match
21-02-11
ARSENE Wenger has refused to comment on Arsenal's draw against Leyton Orient, claiming not to have seen any of it.
Uefa banks on football fans being thick
18-02-11
TICKET prices for the Champion's League final are fresh evidence that the people who run football think the fans might be a bit stupid, it emerged last night.
Olympic stadium to become 'world class' car boot sale venue
16-02-11
LONDON'S Olympic stadium will be transformed into the nation's finest car boot sale venue after the 2012 games.
Woman impregnated by overhead kick
14-02-11
WAYNE Rooney's right foot is being studied by theologians after his overhead kick impregnated a 58 year-old woman from Guildford.
Not-England don't win uncompetition
10-02-11
FABIO Capello declared himself ambivalent toward the display the side he
would prefer not to pick gave against Denmark last night.
South Sudan beats Scotland 4-1
08-02-11
THE world's newest nation celebrated its birth last night with a 4-1 victory over Scotland.
Torres fee obviously adjusted for inflation, claims Chelsea
07-02-11
FERNANDO Torres' £50m transfer fee was clearly adjusted to allow for inflation, Chelsea insisted last night.
