RAFAEL Benitez last night said Liverpool have turned their 16th corner of the season and that this time everything was going to be grand.
THE SOUTH African city of Rustenberg has destroyed itself just seconds after it was announced as being England’s base during next year's World Cup.
TIGER Woods yesterday confirmed there had been transgressions in his marriage, but insisted they all had magnificent charlies.
TIGER Woods has fulfilled a lifelong dream after breaking Jack Nicklaus's record for really weird car crashes outside his house.
ENGLAND'S 2018 World Cup bid could be undermined by the hellish, unremitting dreadfulness of everything in the country, it was claimed last night.
THE chairman of Wigan Athletic is to install a tank full of sharks under the home dressing room in a bid to sharpen his squad's competitive instincts.
AS a million emerald tears washed down the streets of Dublin last night, Ireland's poets set to work immortalising their nation's latest betrayal.
ENGLISH cricket's governing body last night unveiled radical plans to uninvent the game.
SIR Alex Ferguson has been handed a four-match touchline ban, forcing him to abuse referees by post.
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RAFAEL Benitez last night said Liverpool have turned their 16th corner of the season and that this time everything was going to be grand.
THE SOUTH African city of Rustenberg has destroyed itself just seconds after it was announced as being England’s base during next year's World Cup.
ENGLAND'S 2018 World Cup bid could be undermined by the hellish, unremitting dreadfulness of everything in the country, it was claimed last night.
THE chairman of Wigan Athletic is to install a tank full of sharks under the home dressing room in a bid to sharpen his squad's competitive instincts. 
AS a million emerald tears washed down the streets of Dublin last night, Ireland's poets set to work immortalising their nation's latest betrayal.
ENGLISH cricket's governing body last night unveiled radical plans to uninvent the game.
SIR Alex Ferguson has been handed a four-match touchline ban, forcing him to abuse referees by post.