Sport
Lewis Hamilton is 86 years-old
31-10-11
LEWIS Hamilton's recent dip in form is because he is actually in his mid eighties, it has emerged.
England demands its own word for 'schadenfreude'
24-10-11
AMID unprecedented levels of schadenfreude, England said it is now time it had its own word for it.
Wales expands seething resentment empire
17-10-11
IRELAND and France can look forward to a thousand years of being despised by vengeful dwarves.
Tevez refuses to enter disciplinary hearing
13-10-11
CARLOS Tevez has foiled Manchester City's plans to discipline him by refusing to enter the room.
West Ham not very good at buildings either
11-10-11
SOMETIME football club West Ham has added 'winning stadium bids' to its list of inabilities.
Hopes rise that Formula 1 can now be stopped
10-10-11
SEBASTIAN Vettel's 2011 F1 title means we can cancel the rest of the races, forever, it has been claimed.
Hang on, this looks dangerous, says boxing federation
03-10-11
THE International Boxing Federation has suspended all future bouts after
realising it is just two people knocking shit out of each other.
Stuart Pearce spends evening ruling himself out of things
29-09-11
STUART Pearce spent most of last night turning down the chance to do stuff nobody asked him to.
Tevez blows hole in Man City's theory of cash
28-09-11
CARLOS Tevez has undermined Manchester City's long term plan to spend whatever it takes to win something.
