ENGLAND cricket captain Andrew Strauss arrived in South Africa yesterday insisting he was 'absolutely raring' to have his arse handed to him on a plate.
LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez has blamed Sunderland's deflected goal on Chippy and Lyndsey, two nude invisible giants who, he claims, will do anything to thwart his happiness.
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NEWCASTLE United are to change the name of their historic St James's Park Stadium every 30 seconds, in accordance with the highest bidder.
ENGLAND cricket captain Andrew Strauss arrived in South Africa yesterday insisting he was 'absolutely raring' to have his arse handed to him on a plate.
TENNIS star Andre Agassi sold his entire head of hair to buy crystal meth, it emerged last night.
THE Pope has made an audacious bid for eight million worshippers in a move that has infuriated Anglican manager Rowan Williams.
LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez last night called for his team's immaculate kit to be the benchmark for their success.
LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez has blamed Sunderland's deflected goal on Chippy and Lyndsey, two nude invisible giants who, he claims, will do anything to thwart his happiness.
A RUGBY player has been handed a 12-week ban after injuring an opponent in an insufficiently violent way.