Sport
Footballers uncouth
04-04-11
SOME footballers are loutish individuals who swear in mixed company, it has emerged.
Work starts on Olympic Stadium excuses
31-03-11
SEBASTIAN Coe has launched the first tranche of excuses about why something in the Olympic Stadium doesn't work.
Religious bigots deny racism
28-03-11
SCOTTISH football fans have insisted their bigotry begins and ends with the precise manner in which someone worships Christ.
Boycott to open therapy centre
25-03-11
GEOFF Boycott is to open Yorkshire's larget psychotherapy clinic, with a pledge to cure a patient every eight seconds.
Torres asked if he has any other skills
21-03-11
FERNANDO Torres has been asked how many words per minute he can type.
Ireland beat England at having afternoon tea
21-03-11
IRELAND completed a grand slam over England yesterday after beating them 3-0 at having a lovely afternoon tea.
Ferguson criticises envelope
17-03-11
SIR Alex Ferguson has questioned the fitness of the stationery that was used to deliver his touchline ban.
Volleyball sold out
16-03-11
OLYMPIC organisers have pleaded with the public to buy tickets for events not based on bikinis or hotpants.
Ferdinand not sleazy enough to captain England
15-03-11
RIO Ferdinand does not have the commanding sleaze of a world class
sexual predator needed to captain England, Fabio Capello has claimed.
