BRITONS have lethargically picked the Fantasy Football team that will keep them entertained for a fortnight before being forgotten about.
SPORT is an entirely negative influence on humanity, it has been confirmed.
EDGBASTON will stay open until 7pm today so England cricket fans can get mortal.
CHELSEA manager Jose Mourinho's intricate, enigmatic mind games moved up another level when he called Rafa Benitez fat yesterday.
SOME children in a park have offered to take Sergio Ramos, if Real Madrid agrees to take a chunky boy in wellies and Dean’s little brother who’s got asthma.
TOUR de France winner Chris Froome has been surprised by how much champagne tastes like urine.
INFLATED Premier League transfer fees have boosted the average pub team player’s value to three-quarters of a million pounds.
FOOTBALL violence has been repackaged by Fifa as an essential part of the game that fans must pay for, it has emerged.