ARSENAL goalkeeper David Ospina was trapped for months behind the transfer window, it has emerged.
STEVEN Gerrard has confirmed plans to take his scurrying skills to the US.
AFTER unsuccessfully resigning, Ally McCoist has admitted that he has no idea how he can stop being Rangers manager.
THE media is to cease reporting football results that, like Chelsea beating Hull, are entirely expected by everyone.
MILLIONS of men are making unconvincing attempts to show off their boxing knowledge.
THE people responsible for drawing the FA Cup third round took four hours to order starters in a restaurant, it has emerged.
MANCHESTER City FC has revealed the heavily armed £200m lair from which it will conquer the world.
PLAYERS for Leicester City remain convinced that manager Nigel Pearson exists, despite mounting evidence.