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Golfers trash talk pathetic
RYDER Cup golfers have been told to stop doing trash talk because it is pathetic.

England confident of hitting 20 run target
STUART Broad has insisted that England can reduce its runs total to 20 in the Twenty20 finals.

John Terry lifts world gloom
PEOPLE from across the world came together last night to celebrate and give thanks to John Terry for retiring from international football.

Liverpool match to be played on Xbox
LIVERPOOL’S weekend match against Man Utd will be contested on FIFA 12 in a bid to avoid crowd trouble, it has been confirmed.

Villas-Boas allowed to drink with grown-ups
TOTTENHAM Hotspur manager Andre Villas Boas has been allowed into the White Hart Lane bar as a special treat.

De Niro admits he’s Ricky Hatton
ROBERT De Niro has been playing the fictional boxer Ricky Hatton for the last fifteen years.

Assange seeks asylum in Manchester United penalty box
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has escaped the Ecuadorian Embassy, fleeing to the penalty box on the Old Trafford pitch.

Owen 'can't wait to find out who Stoke City are'
STOKE City's signing Michael Owen has said that his number one priority right now is to find Stoke on a map.