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Nicola Adams now eighth hardest woman in Leeds
NICOLA Adams’ historic gold medal win in the Olympic boxing has seen her edge into the top ten of Leeds hardwomen.

Olympics BMX dilemma as final clashes with tea time
BRITAIN'S 9-year-old Olympics BMX competitor is in turmoil after it emerged the final will take place when he had promised his mum he'd be home for tea.

Olympic Village rife with regimented, goal-based sex
OLYMPIC athletes are engaged in lots of sex, which they see as some sort of physical endurance challenge.

Olympians blasted for smoking outside stadium
OLYMPIC athletes including Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis have been reprimanded for smoking near the main entrance to Olympic Park.

England fans asked to not care
ROY Hodgson has asked England supporters to stop being bothered about what happens, in a bid to boost results.

Sir Steve Redgrave to be decommissioned
BRITAIN will phase Sir Steve Redgrave out of service by the end of the year, the British Olympic Committee has confirmed.

I’m Spanish, actually, claims Team GB horse
TEAM GB may be stripped of its silver Eventing medal after a horse broke its vow of silence.

Chinese swimmer's flippers and blowhole suspicious, says top official
SOME Olympians may be heavily-disguised animals, it has been claimed.