GLASGOW'S Commonwealth Games officials have confirmed that Usain Bolt is a dead man walking.
PIONEERING rugby league players may break with 119 years of tradition to avoid tackles instead of running straight into them.
SOUTHAMPTON are to bid for the Premier League using the concept of homeopathy.
STRIKER Didier Drogba is dragging himself back to Stamford Bridge to end his days, the club has confirmed.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur players will line up in 2014/15 wearing a long shirt that barely covers their groins, it has been revealed.
LOUIS Van Gaal has ordered Manchester United’s players to have their hair cut exactly like his.
AN emotional speech confirming Steven Gerrard's retirement from England duty has been marred by loud praise from Frank Lampard.
GERRY McIlroy has bet the money he won on his son's Open victory on him never winning a major ever again.