ROMAN Abramovich has bought the Trident weapons system as part of a plan to shore up Chelsea's defences.
CHELSEA football stadium emits a form of radiation that makes people horribly racist, it has been confirmed.
THE greatest racehorse of all time is to become a professional snooker player.
CAMPAIGNERS are demanding that footballers stop dragging their overpaid pastime into their bigotry.
YOU have to pay to get into football matches, according to new research.
WAYNE Rooney has hit back at criticism of modern English footballers, saying he still has a massive appetite.
LIVERPOOL'S redeveloped ground will have the largest capacity in the second tier, it has emerged.