THE England team must overcome a hostile fungus which has invaded their pitch and backs Argentina’s claim over the Falklands.
EVERYONE has decided how the World Cup is going to progress based on last night's opening game.
VETERAN football commentator John Motson has once again posted sexually explicit images of himself on social media.
THE World Cup opening ceremony has been thrown together at the last minute after Brazil admitted it forgot.
ANY English person not drinking heavily in front of a television is a traitor, the nation's supermarkets have announced.
AN Amazonian tribe who have no contact with civilization have predicted England will not make it past the first round of the World Cup.
RAFAEL Nadal has accused his fellow tennis players of being pathetically bad at playing on clay.
MANY of Brazil’s World Cup stadiums are still rife with poverty, stray dogs and ruthless street gangs, it has emerged.