INJURED Tour de France sprinter Mark Cavendish has announced that he will continue the race in his 2006 Renault Clio.
GARY Lineker’s form-hugging shirts have been hailed as the tightest ever worn by a football presenter.
FOOTBALL hipsters have dismissed suggestions that the current World Cup is the greatest of all time, insisting that it is vastly inferior to Switzerland ’54.
THE international community is working to stop America getting into football and beating everyone.
LATTER stages of the World Cup have forced bigots to become more inventive in their national prejudices.
A DECADES-LONG conspiracy to discredit Uruguay and their star player Luis Suarez has been revealed.
AFTER winning no games in the World Cup, hopes are high that England will win the European Championship in 2016.
ROY Hodgson and his England team have boarded their ship to begin their epic journey back to the UK.