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Irishman hot favourite to be drunkest person at Cheltenham
MARTIN O'Hanlon, a 38 year-old from Kerry, is the bookies' choice for champion drinker at the Cheltenham Festival.
City fans prepare for annual hope crushing
MANCHESTER City may still manage to utterly ruin their fans' summer after losing to a team costing less than Mario Balotelli's firework holster.
Bale has inner-ear problem, says Redknapp
HARRY Redknapp has defended Gareth Bale’s precarious goalmouth balance, claiming the midfielder has an inner-ear issue.
Chelsea hires Supernanny
TV strop-wrangler Jo Frost will manage Chelsea until it behaves itself.
Lampard shows Luiz his special birthmark
FRANK Lampard has reminded David Luiz of the ancient prophecy that proclaims him the One True Lord Of Stamford Bridge.
Mourinho visit causes psychic disturbance across English football
REAL Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has flown to England, unsettling every manager, player and chairman in the Premier League with a day of house-hunting and mysterious omens.
Liverpool bring back the lack of romance of the cup
LIVERPOOL has once again made the League Cup Final look like the end of a damaging relationship.
Pearce selects a blend of hopeless and not good enough
CARETAKER England manager Stuart Pearce has picked a squad containing an unexpected variety of rubbish.