LIVERPOOL'S 3-2 victory against QPR only happened in striker Raheem Sterling's sleeping mind, the FA has confirmed.
LABOUR has unveiled plans for socialist football.
WELSH footballers are hoping to only just miss out on Euro 2016, it has emerged.
ENGLAND beat a depleted Estonia yesterday despite only having five decent players.
RUGBY union players live in constant fear of encountering their league counterparts, it has emerged.
WAYNE Rooney is the England squad's bitter and needy dad substitute, it has been confirmed.
ENGLAND football manager Roy Hodgson has attacked San Marino for sneaking a professional onto the field.
THE Premier League is talking about upping sticks and starting a new life in America.