ONLY five tickets have been sold for a major handball tournament, it has emerged.
MANCHESTER United are now virtually uninsurable after the signing of splintery striker Robin Van Persie.
EDINBURGH'S giant pandas Tian Tian and Yang Guang have bought Rangers FC.
NICOLA Adams’ historic gold medal win in the Olympic boxing has seen her edge into the top ten of Leeds hardwomen.
BRITAIN'S 9-year-old Olympics BMX competitor is in turmoil after it emerged the final will take place when he had promised his mum he'd be home for tea.
OLYMPIC athletes are engaged in lots of sex, which they see as some sort of physical endurance challenge.
OLYMPIC athletes including Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis have been reprimanded for smoking near the main entrance to Olympic Park.
ROY Hodgson has asked England supporters to stop being bothered about what happens, in a bid to boost results.