ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has complained about the human body parts littering Wembley after yesterday's NFL game.
BRENDAN Rodgers queued for ages to get into a nightclub only to leave almost immediately, it has emerged.
CRYSTAL Palace manager Neil Warnock has called an end to the tradition that sees his club give all opponents a guaranteed goal.
FOLLOWING defeat by Manchester City, United officials are attempting to stir up a bitter rivalry with Conference North side Stockport County.
SATURDAY’S Chelsea-QPR game was silent because fans were immersed in this year’s sporting memoirs, it has emerged.
STEVEN Gerrard has told Liverpool FC he plans to leave the club and take its fanbase of 71 million with him.
PLANS to make Arsene Wenger the voice of the London Underground have foundered after he failed to get a clear view of a single stop.
ROY Keane may go back to his previous role muttering threatening remarks at bus stops, it has emerged.