Sport

Traces of FIFA found on 80 per cent of banknotes

FOUR in every five banknotes has been used for an illegal payment by FIFA, investigators have confirmed.

Fifa unveils new design for corner flags

FIFA has unveiled a ground-breaking new set of design standards for football pitch corner flags.

Panini launches 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal sticker album

PANINI has capitalised on the ongoing FIFA scandal by releasing the 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal Official Sticker Collection.

I am your father, Blatter tells football

SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

Professional football sickened by FIFA’s culture of greed

THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.

Blatter unveils enormous gonads

SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.

FIFA’s ball confiscated

THE ball used for the World Cup has been confiscated.

Qatar still the home of football, says Blatter

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.