THE Super Bowl is a terrible vision of what it will be like here in ten years’ time, it has been claimed.
DOZENS of referees, players and public officials have been rounded up as part of the investigation into a conspiracy against big Premier League clubs.
ANDY Murray's fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.
INCREASINGLY panicky sports editors have offered to stump up half the cost of any January football transfer deal.
SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.
FOLLOWING the weekend's giant-killing FA Cup wins, the Premier League has promised that next weekend's dwarf-crushings will continue as usual.
THE FA plans to tone down the romance of the FA Cup after a fan broke into Wembley Stadium and made love to the trophy.
SAIDO Berahino will not be leaving West Bromwich Albion under any circumstances except in exchange for a large sum of currency, it has been confirmed.