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Anfield to be biggest stadium in Championship

LIVERPOOL'S redeveloped ground will have the largest capacity in the second tier, it has emerged.

Twitter tells footballers to piss off

TWITTER has told the hundreds of professional footballers on the site to piss up a rope.

Armstrong taking mushrooms

LANCE Armstrong has graduated from performance enhancing drugs to powerful hallucinogens, it has emerged.

Mass demonstrations in support of Ashley Cole

ALL police leave has been cancelled this weekend ahead of mass demonstrations in support of Chelsea defender Ashley Cole.

Hodgson apologises for claiming Earth is round

ROY Hodgson has said sorry for claiming the world is not flat.

Rory McIlroy 'was psyching himself up in bathroom mirror'

RYDER Cup hero Rory McIlroy was almost late for his match because he was in the middle of an intense, bathroom mirror psyche-up.

Offices celebrate absence of golf bores

WORKPLACES have become far less tedious thanks to Ryder cup-related leave, it has emerged.

Fans seek Terry chant clarification

FOOTBALL fans have asked for guidance on what to call John Terry.