HARRY Kane's England career is over after he burnt out just 80 seconds into last night's match.
THE Lithuania side are looking forward to going in studs-first on England’s big names in tonight’s Euro qualifier.
FISHING is not a sport but an attempt to eradicate fish from the world, fishermen have confirmed.
THE final of the World Cup in Qatar has been disastrously scheduled on the same day as the cut-off date for Amazon orders.
AFTER yet another failed attempt to reach the quarter-finals of the Champions League, British clubs have concluded they do not exist.
SUNDERLAND wowed fans with their unique brand of no-touch football during a 4-0 home defeat to Aston Villa.
MANCHESTER United's Wayne Rooney flouted the first two rules of Fight Club by releasing a video of him being knocked out by Phil Bardsley.
CYCLISTS have been told to take proper drugs because that might make their sport vaguely interesting.