DOZENS of referees, players and public officials have been rounded up as part of the investigation into a conspiracy against big Premier League clubs.
ANDY Murray's fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.
INCREASINGLY panicky sports editors have offered to stump up half the cost of any January football transfer deal.
SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.
FOLLOWING the weekend's giant-killing FA Cup wins, the Premier League has promised that next weekend's dwarf-crushings will continue as usual.
THE FA plans to tone down the romance of the FA Cup after a fan broke into Wembley Stadium and made love to the trophy.
SAIDO Berahino will not be leaving West Bromwich Albion under any circumstances except in exchange for a large sum of currency, it has been confirmed.
EVERTON midfielder Kevin Mirallas has damaged team mate Leighton Baines’s car after deciding to park it for him.