Spurs too scared to tell Sherwood he's sacked

BOARD members at Tottenham Hotspur are still arguing over who has to tell Tim Sherwood he's fired.

Evil doctor's Grand National horse was once human

GRAND National winner Pineau De Re is the result of an evil doctor's experiments injecting horse DNA into patients, it has emerged.

Four horses missing after Aintree Ladies’ Day

FOUR horses remain unaccounted for after the annual ritual of Aintree “Ladies’ Day”.

Roads not a velodrome

BRITAIN'S roads are not a specialist cycle racing facility, it has been confirmed.

All racehorses named by Captcha

THE online anti-fraud tool Captcha is responsible for the names of racehorses, it has been revealed.

West Ham boo boys 'unable to make cheering sound'

WEST Ham's 'boo boys' are working with vocal coaches on making a cheering sound, it has emerged.

£90 England shirt made with patented PissTake technology

THE England football team's new kit is expensive because it is made from a cutting-edge material called PissTake.

Dutch cricket coach lambasts squad for poor display

HOLLAND cricket coach Peter Drinnen has lambasted his team for only narrowly beating England.