LIVERPOOL’S weekend match against Man Utd will be contested on FIFA 12 in a bid to avoid crowd trouble, it has been confirmed.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur manager Andre Villas Boas has been allowed into the White Hart Lane bar as a special treat.
ROBERT De Niro has been playing the fictional boxer Ricky Hatton for the last fifteen years.
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has escaped the Ecuadorian Embassy, fleeing to the penalty box on the Old Trafford pitch.
STOKE City's signing Michael Owen has said that his number one priority right now is to find Stoke on a map.
ARSENE Wenger has refused to sign a new long-term contract with Arsenal, insisting he can find a cheaper, younger version of himself.
SCOTLAND has revised its opinion of whether tennis is for 'poofs', it has emerged.
TENNIS champion Andy Murray plans is using his fame to unite Scotland against the English, it has emerged.