FOOTBALLERS have become sentient enough to cheat properly, it has been claimed.
ENGLISH football could soon be as impressive as everything else that is run by the government, it has emerged.
BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that getting beaten by Oldham was exactly what he had intended.
ANYONE pontificating on Eden Hazard will be kicked quite hard in the upper-torso, it has been confirmed.
ROBIN van Persie has confirmed he has a withered, permanently-injured version of himself in his attic.
SKEPTIC investigator James Randi has set out to disprove the magic of the FA Cup.