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Murray scripted to win something that matters

ANDY Murray has been scripted to finally win the only tennis tournament that actually counts.

Joe Kinnear wants Newcastle to play in comet formation

NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.

Mourinho press conference leaves a disgusting sticky mess

CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.

Real Madrid cracks down on Bernabéu-walkers

DOZENS of footballers have been spotted loitering around Real Madrid’s ground touting for business.

Everton fans weird

A FURIOUS protest over badges suggests Everton fans may not be normal.

Beckham 'had been playing football' since leaving Man United

DAVID Beckham continued to play professional football from time to time after leaving Manchester United, it has emerged.