THE Tour de France's leading cyclist is being stalked by a hungry coyote with an arsenal of cack-handed gadgets, it has emerged.
ANDY Murray's ridiculously successful parallel universe counterpart has told the tennis player he needs to get back out there and smash it.
OLYMPIC athletes will be required to consume McDonalds food while competing, it has emerged.
ANDY Murray will deploy strategic gay come-ons to distract Jo Wilfried Tsonga at Wimbledon today, it has been claimed.
WAYNE Rooney has assaulted his own horse in a fit of jealous rage after it won a race.
ANDY Murray risks losing his status as a byword for risible mediocrity.
EURO 2012 winners Spain have come under more fire for showing a reluctance to mix things up by being bad at football.
SCOTTISH football chiefs are forcing Rangers to start again as a pub team following their financial difficulties.