COMMEMORATIVE armbands worn by grieving Premier league footballers will become a permanent part of kit, under new FIFA rules.
FINANCIALLY-ASTUTE soccer star Tom Logan has confessed to a three-way romp with two excellent value call girls.
ZENIT St Petersburg will pose Liverpool FC a massive bigotry test, admits manager Brendan Rogers.
ONCE again Britain has huddled around its portable televisions for the sports-based prize giving. I shall attempt to summarise it thusly:
FOOTBALL business AFC Wimbledon was outperformed by a rival company with more resources and a similar name yesterday.
RICKY Ponting’s retirement has caused English cricketers to slowly unclench their buttocks.
BEING really into sport and having a personality are two quite different things, the BBC has finally realised.
JOEY Barton’s French accent could be used for riot control or the war on terror, it has emerged.