Panini launches 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal sticker album

PANINI has capitalised on the ongoing FIFA scandal by releasing the 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal Official Sticker Collection.

I am your father, Blatter tells football

SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

Professional football sickened by FIFA’s culture of greed

THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.

Blatter unveils enormous gonads

SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.

FIFA’s ball confiscated

THE ball used for the World Cup has been confiscated.

Qatar still the home of football, says Blatter

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.

At least three applicants for West Ham job clearly Allardyce in disguise

WEST Ham has been disappointed by how many of the applicants to becomes its manager are departing boss Sam Allardyce.

Delia Smith turns down Norwich promotion

NORWICH City owner Delia Smith has turned down the club's promotion, insisting the Premier League is too fancy.