SUPPORTERS have applauded Liverpool’s return to comedic woefulness following yesterday’s defeat at Hull.
SPURS say they will take the positives from their unbeaten 13 seconds against Manchester City.
BEING good at cricket just felt dirty and sordid, England fans said this morning.
THE national side of the Vatican, led by player-manager Pope Francis, has beaten Romania to win a place in the World Cup finals.
LONDON’S Olympic Stadium should be filled with soup to nourish the entire nation, it has been claimed.
RUGBY is to end after admitting defeat in the battle for ball game supremacy.
BT SPORT has bought the rights to the Champions League as part of a plan to eradicate football.
THE Red Devils are to renew their longstanding commitment to Satan in a ceremony before their home game this Sunday.