THE shortlist for the new Reading manager includes ennui, empathy and a sense of unfulfillable longing.
THOUSANDS of Cheltenham attendees are discovering that horse racing is incomprehensible.
A DISTRAUGHT Alex Ferguson is slowly recovering from his attack of the vapours.
BRADFORD City celebrated its 5-0 thrashing yesterday by comparing its season to Arsenal’s.
LIVERPOOL’S fairytale adventure in Europe was scripted by Ken Loach, the club has revealed.
FOOTBALLERS have become sentient enough to cheat properly, it has been claimed.
ENGLISH football could soon be as impressive as everything else that is run by the government, it has emerged.