CRISTIANO Ronaldo has pledged to take free-kicks with a solid gold ball.
LEEDS United full-back Stephen Warnock has been awarded the Ballon d'Or.
AMERICAN soccer club LA Galaxy is to create a $12 million ‘Scouse-o-dome’ in the heart of California to make Steven Gerrard feel at home.
ARSENAL goalkeeper David Ospina was trapped for months behind the transfer window, it has emerged.
STEVEN Gerrard has confirmed plans to take his scurrying skills to the US.
AFTER unsuccessfully resigning, Ally McCoist has admitted that he has no idea how he can stop being Rangers manager.
THE media is to cease reporting football results that, like Chelsea beating Hull, are entirely expected by everyone.
MILLIONS of men are making unconvincing attempts to show off their boxing knowledge.