Sport

David Moyes's first day in charge

Noon: Wife forgot to pack Kit Kat - add ‘remind wife to pack Kit Kat for lunch’ to my to-do list.

Formula 1 switches to clown cars

RACING vehicle manufacturers are to base their designs on clown cars following the British Grand Prix.

British grass defeats foreigners

ANOTHER batch of foreigners was sent packing yesterday in a major victory for Britain's grass.

BBC to schedule Newcastle United as light entertainment

THE BBC's coverage of Newcastle United's 2013-14 season has been transferred to the department running variety shows and situation comedy.

No pressure, Britain tells Murray

RAFA Nadal's first round defeat does not mean that you now have absolutely no excuse, Britain told Andy Murray last night.

Murray scripted to win something that matters

ANDY Murray has been scripted to finally win the only tennis tournament that actually counts.