THE referee of Manchester City's match against Barcelona has said he favoured the Catalan team because they are much better.
EX-FULHAM manager Rene Meulensteen is furious that a pot of tea he had brewed to perfection was consumed by his replacement.
BRITAIN turned up for work today even though there is curling on the television.
THE Referee's Association is to make Howard Webb live in Bootle for three months.
MANUEL Pellegrini has warned Premier League rivals that eventually his side will start taking the competition seriously again.
JOSE Mourinho is preparing a metaphor so apt that Manchester City will be unable to defend against it.
EARTH'S gravitational field has been declared Overall Winner at the Winter Olympics.
CHELSEA'S team bus has demanded a transfer after being left out of the team facing Manchester City last weekend.