ALL of human existence is the dream of a Leicester City fan and will expire the moment he wakes up.
LEICESTER fan Steve one more win Malley is just attempting one more win to get through an ordinary one more win weekend with the family.
HERCULES The Lion will step down as Aston Villa's mascot following the club's relegation.
A WOMAN has been accused of 'not getting' football because she does not become a raging maniac when her team loses.
A MAN who completed the London marathon is trying to make colleagues talk about it without appearing too obvious.
THOUSANDS of attention seekers ran 26 miles across London just to make everyone else feel bad about themselves.
LIVERPOOL fans have grown up to eight times their normal size after a derby win against Everton.
ASTON Villa is now a rugby club after being demoted from football.