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Arsenal relegation 'to be this year's Premier League feelgood story'

ARSENAL getting relegated could be an even more heartwarming football story than Leicester City's triumph last season, it has been claimed.

Female athletes' medals 78 per cent the size of male counterparts

MEDALS awarded to female Olympics athletes are slightly smaller than the ‘male’ version, it has been confirmed.

Well done Britain and this won’t affect any future wars, says China

CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.

Man not interested in random sport things

A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.

Mourinho to whip a naked Juan Mata through the streets of Salford 


JOSE Mourinho has given Juan Mata the day off so he can whip his naked body through the streets of Salford.

Proper Olympics finally start

SEVEN days after the opening ceremony, the Olympics will finally begin.

Fair-weather Leicester fan dreading start of season

A MAN who has been a die-hard Leicester City fan for nearly six months is not looking forward to the new Premier League season.

Olympics organisers admit green pool does smell a bit weird

THE Olympics swimming pool that has turned bright green also has a strangely familiar smell, officials have admitted.