EVERY major sporting event will now take place under the blazing desert sun, it has been confirmed.
THE England squad are single-mindedly focused on showering and getting home as soon as possible after tonight's match against Scotland.
AN 18-month investigation into FIFA corruption has found that football’s governing body has no issue with corruption but that you totally do.
DAVID Moyes did not reveal his former role at Manchester United to his new employers, it has emerged.
SEVERAL teachers remained in hiding when Wayne Rooney returned to visit his old primary school, it has emerged.
ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has complained about the human body parts littering Wembley after yesterday's NFL game.
BRENDAN Rodgers queued for ages to get into a nightclub only to leave almost immediately, it has emerged.
CRYSTAL Palace manager Neil Warnock has called an end to the tradition that sees his club give all opponents a guaranteed goal.