Royal and Ancient Golf Club lifts 260 year ban on Yardies

GOLF’S governing body has voted to open its doors to heavily armed Jamaican gangsters.

Chelsea to sign 'next Messi' the moment he's born

CHELSEA is to pounce for a Romanian labelled ‘the next Lionel Messi’ as soon as his umbilical cord is cut.

Di Maria looking forward to watching Champions League on TV

MANCHESTER United's Angel Di Maria is excited about watching the Champions League from his own sofa.

Entire Premier League can’t be bothered

EVERY team in the Premier League has given up trying to win the title after only four games.

Spurs to play next season online

TOTTENHAM Hotspur is to play all home games next season on the internet while work on a new stadium is completed.

Mums want to know why you can't be more like Tom Cleverley

THAT Tom Cleverley is such a nice young man, according to your mum.

England’s goalscoring experiment unsettles fans

ENGLAND fans have questioned whether it was really necessary for the team to score goals to win matches.

Internet awash with rumours of England game

FOOTBALL fan sites are awash with rumours that England might be playing a match this evening.