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Stamford Bridge 'makes people racist'

CHELSEA football stadium emits a form of radiation that makes people horribly racist, it has been confirmed.

Frankel switching to snooker

THE greatest racehorse of all time is to become a professional snooker player.

Kick football out of racism campaign launched

CAMPAIGNERS are demanding that footballers stop dragging their overpaid pastime into their bigotry.

People paying to watch football

YOU have to pay to get into football matches, according to new research.

Rooney 'still has hunger'

WAYNE Rooney has hit back at criticism of modern English footballers, saying he still has a massive appetite.

Anfield to be biggest stadium in Championship

LIVERPOOL'S redeveloped ground will have the largest capacity in the second tier, it has emerged.

Twitter tells footballers to piss off

TWITTER has told the hundreds of professional footballers on the site to piss up a rope.