THE two Yorkshire stages of the Tour de France will include the county's pensioners in homemade comedy vehicles.
SIR Alex Ferguson’s new book has revealed that United failed to win even the League Cup during his 26 years in charge.
JOSE Mourinho has blasted the FA after a referee made him breathe the same dirty air as fans of Chelsea FC.
ENGLAND have basically won the World Cup.
ENGLAND'S raggle-taggle crew of enthusiastic amateur footballers believe they can hold the legendary Montenegro to a draw.
SMOKING kids believe they have finally found a role model in Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere.
A SEVERED head has been kicked around the Queen's lawn to celebrate 150 years of football.
ENGLAND fans are celebrating a new hero who they can place all their hopes in before being painfully disappointed.