RIO Ferdinand has pulled out of the England squad after a hairdressing appointment mix-up.
ENGLAND deliberately lost the Six Nations to Wales as part of a plan to boost the smaller country's morale, it has emerged.
THE shortlist for the new Reading manager includes ennui, empathy and a sense of unfulfillable longing.
THOUSANDS of Cheltenham attendees are discovering that horse racing is incomprehensible.
A DISTRAUGHT Alex Ferguson is slowly recovering from his attack of the vapours.
BRADFORD City celebrated its 5-0 thrashing yesterday by comparing its season to Arsenal’s.
LIVERPOOL’S fairytale adventure in Europe was scripted by Ken Loach, the club has revealed.