Sport

James Randi to debunk magic of FA Cup

SKEPTIC investigator James Randi has set out to disprove the magic of the FA Cup.

Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'

MARIO Balotelli last night said he was 'surprised' at Roberto Mancini's angry reaction to the bomb he planted under his car.

Black armbands made mandatory for all Premiership kits

COMMEMORATIVE armbands worn by grieving Premier league footballers will become a permanent part of kit, under new FIFA rules.

Budget conscious footballer admits romp with mid-priced prostitutes

FINANCIALLY-ASTUTE soccer star Tom Logan has confessed to a three-way romp with two excellent value call girls.

Liverpool face tough bigotry test

ZENIT St Petersburg will pose Liverpool FC a massive bigotry test, admits manager Brendan Rogers.

Sports personality of the year, with Brian Sewell

ONCE again Britain has huddled around its portable televisions for the sports-based prize giving. I shall attempt to summarise it thusly:

Small football business beaten by slightly larger one

FOOTBALL business AFC Wimbledon was outperformed by a rival company with more resources and a similar name yesterday.

English cricketers come out of hiding

RICKY Ponting’s retirement has caused English cricketers to slowly unclench their buttocks.