MANCHESTER United have been granted six extra games after a meeting between the Referee's Association and Sir Alex Ferguson.
CHELSEA manager José Mourinho will place beanbags and scatter cushions on the pitch for Sunday's game against Liverpool.
ESSEX County Cricket Club have hoodwinked their rivals by engaging the services of rakish bon vivant Jesse Ryder, Esquire.
DAVID Moyes has gone, but who will replace him in the toughest job in the world of the football?
DAVID Moyes is being fired so hard he will have to take on two full-time jobs just to be unemployed.
SIR Alex Ferguson is to auction off his extensive collection of human skulls.
MATCH of the Day pundit Alan Hansen has insisted that a team will win the Premier League.
SUNDAY’S Liverpool-City game has Manchester United fans agonising about who they least want to win the title.