BIG Indifferent Land snatched victory over Small Inexplicably Angry Land at Wembley last night leading to indifference and anger.
QATAR plans to trigger an ice age to cool the Earth sufficiently for it to host the World Cup.
FOOTBALLER Luis Suarez has delivered an impassioned speech inspired by history's greatest orators.
WAYNE Rooney wants to move to Chelsea so that he can have ready access to a wider range of goods and services.
ENGLAND were sort of celebrating last night after they managed to retain the Ashes by not playing cricket.
MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes has announced that Old Trafford will enjoy a season of rest in 2013-14 to let the soil recover.