RIO Ferdinand does not have the commanding sleaze of a world class sexual predator needed to captain England, Fabio Capello has claimed.
THERE is no such thing as an Arsenal fan, it was confirmed last night.
TWO competing strains of Northerner became animated about something yesterday.
ENGLAND will today return the Ashes to Australia after the sport's governing body invoked the Ireland Rule.
BERNIE Ecclestone has confessed that Formula One is bollocks and he's sick of looking at it.
UNHINGED gunman Ashley Cole was last night offered a variety of objects by Paul Gascoigne.
ANNE Hathaway's eight costume changes were a triumph, according to Surrey and England wicket keeper Steven Davies.
LONDON police are urging people not to travel to the newly-opened Olympic Velodrome amid overcrowding fears.