Sport

Rugby fan claims there is rugby on

A RUGBY fan has insisted that a big rugby event is currently taking place, despite nobody having heard anything about it.

Wenger and Corbyn to swap jobs 

ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn are to trade roles in a bid to transform the fortunes of their respective teams.

Moyes urged to tone down utter contempt for Sunderland

DAVID Moyes has been urged to tone down his palpable disdain for Sunderland Football Club.

Southgate enjoys best moment of reign as England manager

GARETH Southgate has enjoyed what he will later agree was the happiest day of his stint as England manager.

Mourinho claims Old Trafford is haunted 


JOSE Mourinho has blamed his team’s poor home form on a vengeful ghost.

Chelsea supporters to retire Gerrard chant in 2019

FANS of Chelsea have announced they will retire a song mocking Steven Gerrard at the end of the 2018-19 season.

Shattered Britain pins hopes on Man United getting beaten

HOPES are high that Manchester United can restore the nation’s morale by losing heavily against Arsenal this weekend.

England players controversially allowed to wear three lions

FIFA has turned down a request to stop the England team disrespecting the England crest by wearing it.