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Man United to buy Gary Neville-themed hotel

MANCHESTER United is to purchase a luxury hotel themed around former right-back Gary Neville.

Original Fifa movie script accidentally shredded before FBI visit

THE original script for the new Fifa movie was accidentally destroyed just before FBI investigators arrived at the organisation’s headquarters.

Lazy bastard has strong opinions about women’s football

WOMEN cannot play football, a plump and uncoordinated man has claimed.

Traces of FIFA found on 80 per cent of banknotes

FOUR in every five banknotes has been used for an illegal payment by FIFA, investigators have confirmed.

Fifa unveils new design for corner flags

FIFA has unveiled a ground-breaking new set of design standards for football pitch corner flags.

Panini launches 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal sticker album

PANINI has capitalised on the ongoing FIFA scandal by releasing the 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal Official Sticker Collection.

I am your father, Blatter tells football

SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

Professional football sickened by FIFA’s culture of greed

THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.