BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew's headbutt on a Hull player was out of keeping with his unexciting personality, it has been claimed.
MANCHESTER City fans have told Sunderland they put on a jolly good show yesterday, for peasants.
QATAR has won out in a bid to host the 2026 Winter Olympics.
LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction's reserves last night.
SCOTLAND'S new away kit represents the country's history of producing delicate indie music for manchildren, according to the SFA.
PREMIER League struggler Cardiff City has unveiled plans for its players to stand up during games.
ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has said he is determined that England will find a credible way to not succeed in Euro 2016.