ENGLAND fans have questioned whether it was really necessary for the team to score goals to win matches.
FOOTBALL fan sites are awash with rumours that England might be playing a match this evening.
ENGLAND players have hit back at their critics insisting they are simply not very good at football.
AFTER a summer of frenzied activity, football agents have returned to their slumber on huge piles of money.
NOTHING would have induced me to flee to Manchester, not even £16m.
THE closing of the football transfer window has been made a public holiday, because no work gets done that day anyway.
ARSENE Wenger has reluctantly re-introduced calcium to his team's diet after Olivier Giroud broke a tibia.
NK MARIBOR has finally put an end to Celtic's Champions League campaign by removing its players' heads and burning their remains.