FRESHLY-CONDEMNED England manager Roy Hodgson is to name a Euro 2012 squad of 23 players including young Sarah’s lad.
SEVERAL Premier League chairmen have expressed an interest in manager Delio Rossi's player-punching talents.
AUTHORITIES in Manchester have warned of an unprecedented level of bollocks.
THE wretched life of Roy Hodgson has finally hit rock bottom with his appointment as England manager.
NEXT week's Manchester derby has been cancelled in favour of a titanic psychic battle between the two managers.
CHELSEA fans last night admitted they had been looking forward to a Barcelona-Real Madrid Champions League final.
BERNIE Ecclestone has unveiled plans for a Formula One car pointing session through the grounds of Auschwitz.
TEENAGE Norwich City fan Chris Brown is to be burned at the stake for dabbling in the dark arts of electricity.