THE greatest racehorse of all time is to become a professional snooker player.
CAMPAIGNERS are demanding that footballers stop dragging their overpaid pastime into their bigotry.
YOU have to pay to get into football matches, according to new research.
WAYNE Rooney has hit back at criticism of modern English footballers, saying he still has a massive appetite.
LIVERPOOL'S redeveloped ground will have the largest capacity in the second tier, it has emerged.
TWITTER has told the hundreds of professional footballers on the site to piss up a rope.
LANCE Armstrong has graduated from performance enhancing drugs to powerful hallucinogens, it has emerged.
ALL police leave has been cancelled this weekend ahead of mass demonstrations in support of Chelsea defender Ashley Cole.