BRADLEY Wiggins cruised down the Champs Elysee to cycling victory, and the people of France just had to stand there and take it.
ARSENE Wenger has revealed Arsenal’s entire kit cost him just £200 from the Highbury branch of Tesco.
THE Football Association has appointed a coach to train players in basic brain use, including moral decisions.
ANDY Carroll may be allowed to roam free amongst his kind once more as Liverpool consider an offer for his rehoming.
THE Tour de France's leading cyclist is being stalked by a hungry coyote with an arsenal of cack-handed gadgets, it has emerged.
ANDY Murray's ridiculously successful parallel universe counterpart has told the tennis player he needs to get back out there and smash it.
OLYMPIC athletes will be required to consume McDonalds food while competing, it has emerged.
ANDY Murray will deploy strategic gay come-ons to distract Jo Wilfried Tsonga at Wimbledon today, it has been claimed.