OLYMPIC athletes including Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis have been reprimanded for smoking near the main entrance to Olympic Park.
ROY Hodgson has asked England supporters to stop being bothered about what happens, in a bid to boost results.
BRITAIN will phase Sir Steve Redgrave out of service by the end of the year, the British Olympic Committee has confirmed.
TEAM GB may be stripped of its silver Eventing medal after a horse broke its vow of silence.
SOME Olympians may be heavily-disguised animals, it has been claimed.
THE Olympics' main titillation-fest was left deserted yesterday after rumours spread through the crowd of something called the internet, where girls are entirely naked.
SPORTING legend Daley Thompson has rejected claims that he is personally responsible for millions of pounds-worth of broken 1980s computer hardware.
PREMIER League champions Manchester City have tabled an offer to buy up Arsenal's entire roll-call of honours for an estimated £250 million, plus Adam Johnson.