PROTESTORS outside Anfield last night questioned whether Roy Hodgson is mentally unstable enough to manage Liverpool.
FOOTBALL chiefs are to consider a reduction in the number of spray-tan
trollops that top-flight players have to wheelbarrow in a motorway
THE All England Tennis Club has commissioned a special forces officer to
terminate a match at Wimbledon after it went completely insane.
NORTH Koreans were celebrating last night after their team's long-predicted 8-0 thrashing of decadent capitalist Brazil.