HORSE racing is okay if you are in the mood, horses said last night.
DAMIEN Comolli has resigned from his post of chief moneyburner at Liverpool FC after winning $40 million via email.
THE 158th Varsity Boat Race between Oxford and Cambridge ended in a shootout which killed nine participants and 18 spectators.
ALEX Ferguson has confessed that he has been managing Liverpool for the last 15 months.
ANDY Carroll will play for Liverpool against Newcastle this weekend in the hope it will trigger memories of his former behaviour.
GLENN Hoddle is planning to end his own life, ride the wheel of karma
and return to this world as the manager of the England football team.
CELTIC fans will replace sectarian chants with derogatory comments about furnishings at this weekend’s Old Firm derby.
BRITAIN'S Olympic team need have no fear of rampaging bulls, it has been confirmed.