CELEBRATIONS marking the departure of Rafael Benitez have been spotted by astronauts on board the International Space Station.
FABIO Capello has dropped 29 players from his provisional World Cup squad in favour of a side comprised entirely of mutant Wayne Rooneys.
ENGLAND fans have been warned against buying fake merchandise not made in official World Cup sweatshops.
THE BBC is to warn Match Of The Day fans before showing scenes of a graphic Blackpool nature, it was confirmed last night.
ENGLAND cricket fans were celebrating last night as the national side won a version of the game developed especially for children.
PLUCKY Fulham went down fighting last night as their riches to even more riches tale ended in last minute disappointment.