ANDY Murray risks losing his status as a byword for risible mediocrity.
EURO 2012 winners Spain have come under more fire for showing a reluctance to mix things up by being bad at football.
SCOTTISH football chiefs are forcing Rangers to start again as a pub team following their financial difficulties.
ENGLAND supporters have told Monday where it can stick it.
SEPP Blatter has finally acknowledged that extra monitoring is needed to regulate what comes out of football commentator’s mouths.
ROY Hodgson has congratulated his side for winning Euro 2012 after misunderstanding how the tournament works.
WAYNE Rooney has recruited David Nalbandian to give him tips on lashing out ahead of Tuesday’s match against Ukraine.
TECHNICAL staff covering Euro 2012 have asked for more pay to continue filming attractive female spectators.