BRITAIN'S 9-year-old Olympics BMX competitor is in turmoil after it emerged the final will take place when he had promised his mum he'd be home for tea.
OLYMPIC athletes are engaged in lots of sex, which they see as some sort of physical endurance challenge.
OLYMPIC athletes including Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis have been reprimanded for smoking near the main entrance to Olympic Park.
ROY Hodgson has asked England supporters to stop being bothered about what happens, in a bid to boost results.
BRITAIN will phase Sir Steve Redgrave out of service by the end of the year, the British Olympic Committee has confirmed.
TEAM GB may be stripped of its silver Eventing medal after a horse broke its vow of silence.
SOME Olympians may be heavily-disguised animals, it has been claimed.
THE Olympics' main titillation-fest was left deserted yesterday after rumours spread through the crowd of something called the internet, where girls are entirely naked.