SOME Olympians may be heavily-disguised animals, it has been claimed.
THE Olympics' main titillation-fest was left deserted yesterday after rumours spread through the crowd of something called the internet, where girls are entirely naked.
SPORTING legend Daley Thompson has rejected claims that he is personally responsible for millions of pounds-worth of broken 1980s computer hardware.
PREMIER League champions Manchester City have tabled an offer to buy up Arsenal's entire roll-call of honours for an estimated £250 million, plus Adam Johnson.
BRADLEY Wiggins cruised down the Champs Elysee to cycling victory, and the people of France just had to stand there and take it.
ARSENE Wenger has revealed Arsenal’s entire kit cost him just £200 from the Highbury branch of Tesco.
THE Football Association has appointed a coach to train players in basic brain use, including moral decisions.
ANDY Carroll may be allowed to roam free amongst his kind once more as Liverpool consider an offer for his rehoming.