Wales beaten at rugby by country that doesn't even like it

WALES is in turmoil after being beaten at rugby by a country that is indifferent to the sport.

England team psychologist to deal mainly with John Terry-based nightmares

THE England football team’s new psychologist will focus on helping players recover from nightmares about John Terry.

Mordor Grand Prix announced

BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

Pardew headbutt 'at odds with bland character'

NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew's headbutt on a Hull player was out of keeping with his unexciting personality, it has been claimed.

Northerners patronise even further Northerners

MANCHESTER City fans have told Sunderland they put on a jolly good show yesterday, for peasants.

Qatar to host Winter Olympics

QATAR has won out in a bid to host the 2026 Winter Olympics.

Kevin Phillips makes debut for One Direction

LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction's reserves last night.

New Scotland kit reflects country's tradition of twee indie music

SCOTLAND'S new away kit represents the country's history of producing delicate indie music for manchildren, according to the SFA.