England 'will find a way to fail'

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has said he is determined that England will find a credible way to not succeed in Euro 2016.

McCullum becomes first New Zealander to score three runs

BRENDON McCullum has become the first New Zealand cricketer to smash the two-run barrier.

Of course I preferred Barcelona, says referee

THE referee of Manchester City's match against Barcelona has said he favoured the Catalan team because they are much better.

Meulensteen discovers Magath has drunk his tea

EX-FULHAM manager Rene Meulensteen is furious that a pot of tea he had brewed to perfection was consumed by his replacement.

Britain somehow manages to drag itself away from the curling

BRITAIN turned up for work today even though there is curling on the television.

Webb exiled to Liverpool

THE Referee's Association is to make Howard Webb live in Bootle for three months.

Man City to start trying again soon

MANUEL Pellegrini has warned Premier League rivals that eventually his side will start taking the competition seriously again.

Mourinho working on metaphor that’ll blow Man City away

JOSE Mourinho is preparing a metaphor so apt that Manchester City will be unable to defend against it.