THE chairman of the premier league last night accused China of stealing
great British recipes like egg foo yung and Szechuan chicken.
MARTIN O'Hanlon, a 38 year-old from Kerry, is the bookies' choice for champion drinker at the Cheltenham Festival.
MANCHESTER City may still manage to utterly ruin their fans' summer after losing to a team costing less than Mario Balotelli's firework holster.
HARRY Redknapp has defended Gareth Bale’s precarious goalmouth balance, claiming the midfielder has an inner-ear issue.
TV strop-wrangler Jo Frost will manage Chelsea until it behaves itself.
FRANK Lampard has reminded David Luiz of the ancient prophecy that proclaims him the One True Lord Of Stamford Bridge.
REAL Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has flown to England, unsettling every manager, player and chairman in the Premier League with a day of house-hunting and mysterious omens.
LIVERPOOL has once again made the League Cup Final look like the end of a damaging relationship.