SIR Alex Ferguson’s new book has revealed that United failed to win even the League Cup during his 26 years in charge.
JOSE Mourinho has blasted the FA after a referee made him breathe the same dirty air as fans of Chelsea FC.
ENGLAND have basically won the World Cup.
ENGLAND'S raggle-taggle crew of enthusiastic amateur footballers believe they can hold the legendary Montenegro to a draw.
SMOKING kids believe they have finally found a role model in Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere.
A SEVERED head has been kicked around the Queen's lawn to celebrate 150 years of football.
ENGLAND fans are celebrating a new hero who they can place all their hopes in before being painfully disappointed.
MANCHESTER City goalkeeper Joe Hart is reconsidering his pre-game routine of greasing himself all over.