TRAFFIC flow on roundabouts will be switched to anti-clockwise for the
duration of the Olympics, the Government has announced.
GARY Neville has spent the last 24 hours obsessively calling his voicemail and making sure his phone has full bars.
JOEY Barton has refused to serve his three-match ban after disproving
the existence of the Football Association using Nietzschean
LIVERPOOL'S defence of banned striker Luis Suarez will continue to be based on a strict interpretation of Uruguayan semantics.
ARSENE Wenger has conceded that his team is now unlikely to win the FA Cup final that took place almost 32 years ago.
THE next statue to be unveiled outside the Emirates Stadim will be of someone looking really bored.
FULHAM fans took one of their turns last night.
THE FA Cup third round will see an epic battle between players you have never heard of against players who were okay five years ago.