FORMULA 1 car-pointer Mark Webber will start the next Grand Prix in a 1998 Fiat Punto.
RONALDO'S baby son punched a midwife within seconds of being born before feigning a calf injury, it has been confirmed.
PROTESTORS outside Anfield last night questioned whether Roy Hodgson is mentally unstable enough to manage Liverpool.
FOOTBALL chiefs are to consider a reduction in the number of spray-tan
trollops that top-flight players have to wheelbarrow in a motorway
THE All England Tennis Club has commissioned a special forces officer to
terminate a match at Wimbledon after it went completely insane.