ENGLAND’S top footballists have already moved abroad after a wage cap was discussed yesterday.
JOHN Terry played a full 90 minutes against Liverpool on Sunday, according to Chelsea FC.
ARSENE Wenger is now a full-blown addict to Arsenal's chronic inablity to win, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S Olympic cycling success has invoked an ancient curse, it has been revealed.
SCOTLAND’S national team will manage itself for a year to see if that’s any better, it has been confirmed.
MICK McCarthy has been given the awful job of managing Ipswich Town after proving to be impressively funereal.
ROMAN Abramovich has bought the Trident weapons system as part of a plan to shore up Chelsea's defences.