WALES will use its Grand Slam victory as a spur to tackle its eternal adversary, fire.
CHELSEA will make an audacious bid to get relegated in an attempt to keep Fernando Torres on the scoresheet.
THE exit of Manchester from European competition has allowed for the removal of plastic sofa covers and the appearance of the good cutlery.
THE chairman of the premier league last night accused China of stealing
great British recipes like egg foo yung and Szechuan chicken.
MARTIN O'Hanlon, a 38 year-old from Kerry, is the bookies' choice for champion drinker at the Cheltenham Festival.
MANCHESTER City may still manage to utterly ruin their fans' summer after losing to a team costing less than Mario Balotelli's firework holster.
HARRY Redknapp has defended Gareth Bale’s precarious goalmouth balance, claiming the midfielder has an inner-ear issue.
TV strop-wrangler Jo Frost will manage Chelsea until it behaves itself.