Welsh success based on plucky team spirit and being extremely good at football

WALES made it to the Euro 16 semi-finals because of a plucky underdog mentality and the fact they are very good footballers, experts have claimed.

Roy Hodgson made honorary dominatrix

ROY Hodgson has been honoured by the Chartered Institute of Dominatrixes for his work in the field of humiliation.

Country split down the middle on whether Vardy should start for England

THE debate over whether Leicester’s Jamie Vardy should start on the left of a three-man attack has left the nation sharply divided.

Ronaldo blames ‘defensive and small-minded' goalpost

PORTUGAL'S Cristiano Ronaldo has accused a goalpost of ruining a game with its petty mentality.

Beards interfering with play at Euro 2016

UEFA is threatening to bring in emergency beard regulations after a reckless and dangerous outbreak of facial hair growth at Euro 2016.

Cameron promised Liverpool to Wales if they beat England in Euro 16

PRIME minister David Cameron promised that Liverpool would be incorporated into Wales if they beat England in a major football tournament.

Entire nation definitely to blame for its hooligans

PEOPLE who fight at football matches obviously represent the attitudes and values of their entire nation, it has been confirmed.

Hodgson ‘extremely disappointed’ with England fans for breaking a perfectly good bench

ROY Hodgson has expressed sadness at fan behaviour after his favourite article of furniture was destroyed.