BEING really into sport and having a personality are two quite different things, the BBC has finally realised.
JOEY Barton’s French accent could be used for riot control or the war on terror, it has emerged.
WEST Ham fans are to be subjected to cruel taunts about the apparent smallness of their genitalia.
RAFAEL Benitez will don blackface during his time at Chelsea in a bid to reduce abuse from fans and players.
CHELSEA FC has confirmed that everybody in the UK will have a chance to manage their club over the next two years.
MARK Hughes has defended QPR’s start to the season, saying they are technically above the top of the second division.
SPORTING icon Andrew Flintoff’s foray into boxing will be made easier by the presence of his trusty 3lb bat.
ENGLAND started their fight back against India after being released temporarily from a Derren Brown hypno-spell.