THE Football Association is to investgate claims that Arsenal have staged a deliberate Manuel Almunia.
CLAIMS that a man who does sport is in some way deficient have been rubbished by another man.
FABIO Capello said England now has the strength in depth to carry its grinding
mediocrity forward to the next generation.
SEBASTIAN Vettel marked becoming the youngest F1 champion ever by embarking on a marathon knucklefish session behind KFC.
NEWCASTLE'S Joey Barton has issued a public apology after failing to assault Sam Allardyce on Sunday.
LIVERPOOL manager Roy Hodgson fears he will never be invited to another Sunday afternoon tea dance after his team's victory over Chelsea.
TOTTENHAM'S Gareth Bale is to become the star attraction in a Californian zoo, it was confirmed last night.