ANOTHER batch of foreigners was sent packing yesterday in a major victory for Britain's grass.
THE BBC's coverage of Newcastle United's 2013-14 season has been transferred to the department running variety shows and situation comedy.
RAFA Nadal's first round defeat does not mean that you now have absolutely no excuse, Britain told Andy Murray last night.
ANDY Murray has been scripted to finally win the only tennis tournament that actually counts.
NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.
CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.
DOZENS of footballers have been spotted loitering around Real Madrid’s ground touting for business.