ENGLAND’S opening Euro 2012 game against France has taught fans what cheroot-smoking philosophers have been going on about all these years.
PAUNCHY company director and Olympic sponsor Stephen Malley is the world's fastest sprinter, it has emerged.
THE inconsiderate park football season got off to a flying start this weekend, with a record number of picnics ruined.
A NEW type of predictable pundit platitude software is to be tested at England's forthcoming game against Belgium.
JOHN Terry's single-handed capture of the Champions League trophy was especially for John Terry, it has emerged.
MICHAEL Owen believes his career in being seated can continue at the highest level after leaving Manchester United.
THE announcement of England’s squad has triggered no excitement ahead of the Euro 2012 tournament.
FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House.