A FURIOUS protest over badges suggests Everton fans may not be normal.
DAVID Beckham continued to play professional football from time to time after leaving Manchester United, it has emerged.
NEW Manchester United manager David Moyes has spent the last 24 hours reassuring himself that this is not going to be an unmitigated catastrophe.
BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large.
NEWCASTLE have volunteered to be relegated from the Premier League, following their 6-0 defeat at home to Liverpool.