PATRICK Vieira has defended his attack on Glenn Whelan by claiming he was in the middle of a Word War Two flashback.
FINLAND'S Rinsu Skrnsson defended his Olympic title in Vancouver last night, taking gold in the 2x4000 Uphill Nordic Skjord.
THE Football League's first ever female referee booked Coventry City's Carl Baker yesterday for being totally insensitive.
FABIO Capello was in buoyant mood last night after England were drawn against the mythical land of Narnia in the 2012 European qualifiers.
FOOTBALL manager and brothel enthusiast Avram Grant has the world's finest wife, according to a new survey.
FINANCE giants the You Corporation have reported brisk trading at a new business offering guaranteed cash in exchange for unwanted football teams.
STEVEN Gerrard feels his living situation is heading in the right direction after his house finally stopped burning to the ground.