OLYMPIC athletes will be required to consume McDonalds food while competing, it has emerged.
ANDY Murray will deploy strategic gay come-ons to distract Jo Wilfried Tsonga at Wimbledon today, it has been claimed.
WAYNE Rooney has assaulted his own horse in a fit of jealous rage after it won a race.
ANDY Murray risks losing his status as a byword for risible mediocrity.
EURO 2012 winners Spain have come under more fire for showing a reluctance to mix things up by being bad at football.
SCOTTISH football chiefs are forcing Rangers to start again as a pub team following their financial difficulties.
ENGLAND supporters have told Monday where it can stick it.
SEPP Blatter has finally acknowledged that extra monitoring is needed to regulate what comes out of football commentator’s mouths.