Sport

Entire Premier League can’t be bothered

EVERY team in the Premier League has given up trying to win the title after only four games.

Spurs to play next season online

TOTTENHAM Hotspur is to play all home games next season on the internet while work on a new stadium is completed.

Mums want to know why you can't be more like Tom Cleverley

THAT Tom Cleverley is such a nice young man, according to your mum.

England’s goalscoring experiment unsettles fans

ENGLAND fans have questioned whether it was really necessary for the team to score goals to win matches.

Internet awash with rumours of England game

FOOTBALL fan sites are awash with rumours that England might be playing a match this evening.

This is us trying our hardest, say England players

ENGLAND players have hit back at their critics insisting they are simply not very good at football.

Football agents return to hibernation

AFTER a summer of frenzied activity, football agents have returned to their slumber on huge piles of money.

Brian Sewell's transfer window round-up

NOTHING would have induced me to flee to Manchester, not even £16m.