Sport

Frankel switching to snooker
THE greatest racehorse of all time is to become a professional snooker player.

Kick football out of racism campaign launched
CAMPAIGNERS are demanding that footballers stop dragging their overpaid pastime into their bigotry.

People paying to watch football
YOU have to pay to get into football matches, according to new research.

Rooney 'still has hunger'
WAYNE Rooney has hit back at criticism of modern English footballers, saying he still has a massive appetite.

Anfield to be biggest stadium in Championship
LIVERPOOL'S redeveloped ground will have the largest capacity in the second tier, it has emerged.

Twitter tells footballers to piss off
TWITTER has told the hundreds of professional footballers on the site to piss up a rope.

Armstrong taking mushrooms
LANCE Armstrong has graduated from performance enhancing drugs to powerful hallucinogens, it has emerged.
