Sport

Southampton to play homeopathic football

SOUTHAMPTON are to bid for the Premier League using the concept of homeopathy.

Drogba returns to Chelsea to die

STRIKER Didier Drogba is dragging himself back to Stamford Bridge to end his days, the club has confirmed.

New Spurs kit just a shirt and socks

TOTTENHAM Hotspur players will line up in 2014/15 wearing a long shirt that barely covers their groins, it has been revealed.

Van Gaal demands players adopt his hairstyle

LOUIS Van Gaal has ordered Manchester United’s players to have their hair cut exactly like his.

Gerrard retirement speech 'accidentally' ruined by Lampard

AN emotional speech confirming Steven Gerrard's retirement from England duty has been marred by loud praise from Frank Lampard.

McIlroy's dad puts £100,000 on him burning out by 30

GERRY McIlroy has bet the money he won on his son's Open victory on him never winning a major ever again.

Ozil still trying to get hands on World Cup

ARSENAL midfielder Mesut Ozil has not yet been able to touch the World Cup.

Van Gaal slates Ferguson’s wine cellar

MANCHESTER United's new boss Louis van Gaal has slammed the quality of the booze left behind by Sir Alex Ferguson.