A WOMAN has been left disappointed after her sanitary product did not allow her to play football at professional level, it has emerged.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur demolished their season at St James' Park yesterday.
A MAN’S social media campaign against Leicester is going nowhere, it has emerged.
CLAUDIO Ranieri has bid a fond farewell to the city of Leicester before riding into the sunset mounted on a unicorn.
THE Premier League has celebrated Leicester City’s fairytale title win by warning smaller teams not to get any ideas.
A LEICESTER City fan has confirmed that the birth of his first child was only a minor mood-lifter compared to last night’s title win.
PEOPLE who know nothing about football are demanding to know exactly what this thing is all about.
ALL of human existence is the dream of a Leicester City fan and will expire the moment he wakes up.
- Leicester fan one more win just trying one more win to get through one more win the weekend
- Hercules the Lion resigns as Villa mascot
- Woman 'doesn't get' football due to not getting absurdly angry about it
- Runner trying to get conversation back on to the marathon
- Show-offs run 26 miles ‘because they’re better than you’