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Cameron promised Liverpool to Wales if they beat England in Euro 16

PRIME minister David Cameron promised that Liverpool would be incorporated into Wales if they beat England in a major football tournament.

Entire nation definitely to blame for its hooligans

PEOPLE who fight at football matches obviously represent the attitudes and values of their entire nation, it has been confirmed.

Hodgson ‘extremely disappointed’ with England fans for breaking a perfectly good bench

ROY Hodgson has expressed sadness at fan behaviour after his favourite article of furniture was destroyed.

Man creates authentically awful 'fanzone' in his living room

A FOOTBALL fan has created a Euro 2016 fanzone, complete with big screen, branded alcohol and police presence, in his own front room.

Sturridge ‘100 per cent ready to break ankle’

DANIEL Sturridge has confirmed he is fit and ready to fall to bits.

I’ll be supporting Turkey in Euro 2016, says St George

SAINT George has announced that he will be supporting his home country of Turkey at the European championship tournament in France.

England team struggling to master conversational French

THE England squad is under pressure to master the subjunctive tense before travelling to France for Euro 2016.

Pepe: 1983-2016

REAL Madrid footballer Pepe has been laid to rest following a fatal cheek-brushing in the Champions League final.