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Mourinho claims Old Trafford is haunted 


JOSE Mourinho has blamed his team’s poor home form on a vengeful ghost.

Chelsea supporters to retire Gerrard chant in 2019

FANS of Chelsea have announced they will retire a song mocking Steven Gerrard at the end of the 2018-19 season.

Shattered Britain pins hopes on Man United getting beaten

HOPES are high that Manchester United can restore the nation’s morale by losing heavily against Arsenal this weekend.

England players controversially allowed to wear three lions

FIFA has turned down a request to stop the England team disrespecting the England crest by wearing it.

Mourinho downgraded to Adequate One

JOSE Mourinho has been reclassified as the Adequate One to reflect with his recent coaching CV.

I thought I was joining Man City, admits Pogba

PAUL Pogba thought he was joining Man City but didn't want to make a fuss by mentioning it before, it has emerged.

Gary Neville refusing to come down from Old Trafford roof


GARY Neville has been sat on the roof of Old Trafford since midnight, police have confirmed.

McClaren ‘surprised as everyone else’ to find himself back in football

STEVE McClaren has been unable to explain how he came to be managing a football club again.