THE FA plans to tone down the romance of the FA Cup after a fan broke into Wembley Stadium and made love to the trophy.
SAIDO Berahino will not be leaving West Bromwich Albion under any circumstances except in exchange for a large sum of currency, it has been confirmed.
EVERTON midfielder Kevin Mirallas has damaged team mate Leighton Baines’s car after deciding to park it for him.
SCHOOL sports lessons are to move away from more ‘physical’ activities to focus on darts and snooker.
LIFE on earth would be less violent if everyone just sat down and watched the snooker, it has emerged.
SUNDERLAND manager Gustavo Poyet has learned the meaning of numbers like 32, three and a half, and 80,000, one day too late.
CRISTIANO Ronaldo has pledged to take free-kicks with a solid gold ball.
LEEDS United full-back Stephen Warnock has been awarded the Ballon d'Or.