THOUSANDS of attention seekers ran 26 miles across London just to make everyone else feel bad about themselves.
LIVERPOOL fans have grown up to eight times their normal size after a derby win against Everton.
ASTON Villa is now a rugby club after being demoted from football.
THE so-called ‘Little seven; teams of the English Premier League have held secret meetings to discuss forming their own Mediocrity League.
A STUPID man reckons he is some kind of god based on a frivolous bet.
BBC football pundit Mark Lawrenson has discovered the world of late 20th Century catchphrases.
WEARING a replica football shirt magically gives you the strengths and weaknesses of the team in question, scientists have discovered.
NOVAK Djokovic has declared that the gender pay gap that exists in the workplace should also apply to tennis.