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Sturridge ‘100 per cent ready to break ankle’

DANIEL Sturridge has confirmed he is fit and ready to fall to bits.

I’ll be supporting Turkey in Euro 2016, says St George

SAINT George has announced that he will be supporting his home country of Turkey at the European championship tournament in France.

England team struggling to master conversational French

THE England squad is under pressure to master the subjunctive tense before travelling to France for Euro 2016.

Pepe: 1983-2016

REAL Madrid footballer Pepe has been laid to rest following a fatal cheek-brushing in the Champions League final.

Manchester United finally appoint manager as loathsome as they are

MANCHESTER United have finally found a manager as entitled, self-important and prone to temper tantrums as the club itself.

Football not enjoyable without merchandise, says UEFA

FOOTBALL fans will not enjoy Euro 2016 unless they own the official soft toys, pens and collectable stickers, UEFA has claimed.

Van Gaal hands FA Cup to Mourinho in supermarket car park

LOUIS van Gaal has handed the FA Cup to Jose Mourinho during a tense meeting in a supermarket car park, it has emerged.

Chinese tycoon who took over Aston Villa 'thought he was buying a house'

A CHINESE businessman has agreed to pay £60 million for Aston Villa because he thinks it is a large house.