MANCHESTER City have offered two players to UEFA as office administrators, in payment for their £49m fine.
ROY Hodgson has already decided who is to blame for England's World Cup exit.
ARSENAL’S manager has told the club that his World Cup 2014 Brasil sticker collection takes priority over the FA Cup and Champions League.
SNOOKER legend Stephen Hendry has revealed plans to venture outdoors for the first time in his adult life.
MANCHESTER United have been granted six extra games after a meeting between the Referee's Association and Sir Alex Ferguson.
CHELSEA manager José Mourinho will place beanbags and scatter cushions on the pitch for Sunday's game against Liverpool.
ESSEX County Cricket Club have hoodwinked their rivals by engaging the services of rakish bon vivant Jesse Ryder, Esquire.
DAVID Moyes has gone, but who will replace him in the toughest job in the world of the football?