ROY Hodgson and his England team have boarded their ship to begin their epic journey back to the UK.
EXPERTS have stressed that Luis Suarez bit a large Italian footballer and not a tiny child.
STEVEN Gerrard is to make a decision on whether he wants to continue looking dejected.
BRITAIN'S agonising year-long wait for a native tennis player to win at Wimbledon looks set to stretch into July.
ENGLAND has offered to call a temporary halt to jokes about how quickly Italian tanks can reverse.
ENGLAND captain Steven Gerrard last night walked into the Amazon jungle on his own.
ENGLAND can qualify for the second round of the World Cup if the remaining group games are played in a 12-dimensional universe.
CHELSEA have announced plans to double their stadium's Jose Mourinho capacity.