EUROPEAN football’s superpowers were surprised to find West Brom at their secret 'super league' meeting.
THE risks of rugby include getting a taste for moronic drinking games and trouser-dropping stunts, it has emerged.
ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has given up football in order to become a tortoise, it has emerged.
MANUEL Pellegrini has confirmed that Manchester City can stick the League Cup up its backside.
WAYNE Rooney will be out of action for six weeks after he realised during training that all human endeavour is ultimately pointless.
TOP footballers who pretended to love the Premier League only really wanted its money, broken-hearted chairmen have discovered.
FANS of Aston Villa went through an unprecedented number of grief stages during their 6-0 home defeat yesterday.
A MAN who does not like football died laughing after discovering the price of a ticket.