BRITAIN'S agonising year-long wait for a native tennis player to win at Wimbledon looks set to stretch into July.
ENGLAND has offered to call a temporary halt to jokes about how quickly Italian tanks can reverse.
ENGLAND captain Steven Gerrard last night walked into the Amazon jungle on his own.
ENGLAND can qualify for the second round of the World Cup if the remaining group games are played in a 12-dimensional universe.
CHELSEA have announced plans to double their stadium's Jose Mourinho capacity.
THE Uruguay team known to fans as La Familia Negritos are preparing for tonight’s clash in the Negrito World Cup.
FOLLOWING defeat by Italy, the England football team now faces an ill-timed trek up Brazil's tallest mountain.
ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson is devising new strategies based on films including Escape to Victory and Bend It Like Beckham.