'GETTING served' is to be an event at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
THE English are arrogant fops and the Welsh are brave, stocky underdogs, it has been confirmed.
FORMER United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has launched The Alex Ferguson Library, which delivers a new Alex Ferguson autobiography to your door every month.
MARK Lawrenson’s predictions for the weekend’s Premier League games include ‘blood moons’ and ‘gnashing of teeth’, it has emerged.
WEST Ham striker Andy Carroll has returned from injury but has been asking teammates elementary questions about football.
ENGLAND fans have celebrated Wayne Rooney's record-breaking 50th goal with chants explaining why it isn't a big deal.
ANDY Murray is now just two early grand slam exits away from not winning Wimbledon in 2013.
A MAN with no obvious signs of Welsh heritage has positioned a Welsh dragon cuddly toy on his desk, it has been noted.