AN INSUFFERABLE tit brought his own bowling ball along to the office night-out, it has emerged.
A GAME of football between 40-year-old friends has left everyone involved injured.
CHELSEA captain John Terry has revealed that his legs have worn away to tiny stubs.
DIEGO Costa and Oscar have been involved in a training ground fight lasting over two days.
HYSTERICAL female darts fans have caused play at the BDO World Championship to be suspended.
STAFF at Real Madrid are making out that a welcome party clearly intended for Jose Mourinho in fact applies to Zinedine Zidane.
AUSTRALIAN cricket is reeling in shock after a player behaved in a sexist way for the first time in its 200-year history.
ASTON Villa boss Remi Garde is to save his inspiring words for players who deserve them, it has emerged.