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Roy Hodgson unhappy with severed limbs on Wembley pitch

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has complained about the human body parts littering Wembley after yesterday's NFL game.

Getting into nightclub much more important than having a dance, says Rodgers

BRENDAN Rodgers queued for ages to get into a nightclub only to leave almost immediately, it has emerged.

Crystal Palace to stop giving away complementary goal

CRYSTAL Palace manager Neil Warnock has called an end to the tradition that sees his club give all opponents a guaranteed goal.

Manchester United trying to instigate rivalry with Stockport

FOLLOWING defeat by Manchester City, United officials are attempting to stir up a bitter rivalry with Conference North side Stockport County.

Entire Chelsea crowd was reading sporting autobiographies

SATURDAYS Chelsea-QPR game was silent because fans were immersed in this years sporting memoirs, it has emerged.

Gerrard to take Liverpool fans with him

STEVEN Gerrard has told Liverpool FC he plans to leave the club and take its fanbase of 71 million with him.

Wenger 'did not see station'

PLANS to make Arsene Wenger the voice of the London Underground have foundered after he failed to get a clear view of a single stop.

Keane ‘may return to muttering threateningly at bus stops’

ROY Keane may go back to his previous role muttering threatening remarks at bus stops, it has emerged.