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Arsehole brings his own bowling ball

AN INSUFFERABLE tit brought his own bowling ball along to the office night-out, it has emerged.

Everyone injured at middle-aged football game

A GAME of football between 40-year-old friends has left everyone involved injured.

John Terry admits his legs have disappeared

CHELSEA captain John Terry has revealed that his legs have worn away to tiny stubs.

Oscar and Diego Costa still trying to land a punch on each other

DIEGO Costa and Oscar have been involved in a training ground fight lasting over two days.

Screaming women disrupt darts championship

HYSTERICAL female darts fans have caused play at the BDO World Championship to be suspended.

Real Madrid pretending ‘Special One’ banner was made for Zidane

STAFF at Real Madrid are making out that a welcome party clearly intended for Jose Mourinho in fact applies to Zinedine Zidane.

Australian cricket's strong tradition of feminism under threat

AUSTRALIAN cricket is reeling in shock after a player behaved in a sexist way for the first time in its 200-year history. 

Remi Garde not going to waste inspirational speech on these losers

ASTON Villa boss Remi Garde is to save his inspiring words for players who deserve them, it has emerged.