AN INSUFFERABLE tit brought his own bowling ball along to the office night-out, it has emerged.
Martin Bishop’s pathetic little eyes lit up when he heard the work team were planning a night out to Megabowl in Guildford.
Events co-ordinator Eleanor Shaw said: “It’s green and it has his name emblazoned on it in silver.
“It’s my own fault really, I had a hazy memory of him saying he was into bowling, but like most of my interactions with him I’ve done my best to blank it from my memory.
“It turns out he’s actually a semi-professional bowler as well as a wanker.”
“He’s in the lead by 98 points already, so there’s no chance of anybody actually having a modicum of fun this evening, unless he somehow manages to slip and bang his fucking head on the floor.”
Bishop adjusted his special bowling glove and said “I play to win.
“The fun isn’t in the taking part, it’s in the winning. That is what bowling is about. Winning.”
