the dailymash

Hollis is currently based at the end of Max Clifford's index finger

Nikki Hollis, a nine day-old culex pipiens from Brentford, has signed a six-figure deal with a Sunday tabloid for exclusive pictures of her 34G thorax following her sex-filled liaison with the Chelsea striker.

Hollis said: “We did it 17 times. He’s a red blooded animal between the sheets. Which is probably why I bit him.”

Hollis, who has posed topless for the Entomologist’s Gazette, claims she met Drogba when he was visiting London Zoo with his family and she was hovering provocatively in the Insect House wearing a low cut mini-dress and kitten heels.

The Ivorian World Cup star allegedly approached the mosquito and asked if she knew who he was.

Hollis said: “He told me he had bookmarked loads of tropical medicine websites and was really into David Attenborough’s Life In The Undergrowth.

“Then he asked me whether I knew any tsetse flies who would like to join us. I’ll dress up as a tsetse fly any day of the week, but I’m not into threesomes.

“I had just hatched two days earlier and was looking for a bit of no-strings fun. I didn’t care if he was a famous footballer. I’m not a parasite. I just inject them into your bloodstream with my saliva when I’m feeding.”

She added: “He was the sort of lover who can make your compound eyes pop out of your head and I’ll remember our night of passion for the rest of my two-week life cycle.”

The revelation is the latest to hit a Chelsea squad still reeling after midfielder Michael Essien impregnated a dragonfly and captain John Terry had gay sex with a drunken octopus at the Sea Life Centre in Great Yarmouth.