Football cameramen threaten sexy woman strike

FOOTBALL cameramen have asked for more pay to continue filming attractive female spectators.

The specialist ‘girl finder’ cameramen responsible for picking out the young, pretty women in cropped replica tops from amongst the hordes of potbellied racists believe their skills should be rewarded with a 25% bonus.

Girl finder cameraman Roy Hobbs said: ““I’’ve been doing this job since the 80s, when you were lucky to find a single woman in the stadium that wasn’’t built like James Corden and dishing out meat pies.

“I’’ve earned it.”

Hobbs added: “We train for years by covering the golf. Once we can track a white ball against a grey sky from half a mile away, we’re ready for the challenge of finding a human-looking England supporter.

““If we don’t get an agreement coverage of England matches will still go ahead but expect to see lots of sudden close-ups of sweaty, balding, fat little bastards that will make you switch over to Channel 4.”