Guardiola to guest-edit FourFourTwo and rename it OneTen

13-06-17

PEP Guardiola is to guest-edit football magazine FourFourTwo and change its name to OneTen, it has emerged.

Guardiola, whose managerial style is likened to tossing a swarm of midfielders onto the pitch and hoping, will take over the magazine next week once he’s completed the £30 million signing of a Brazilian central midfielder you’ve never heard of. 

Guardiola said: “I was very successful in my time in Spain with QuatroQuatroSgorio so I’m hoping to bring some of that to Britain.”

After Guardiola, the magazine will feature other guest editors including David Moyes who will rename it JustGettheFuckingBalltoDefoe.

Current FourFourTwo editor Tom Logan said: “We were also hoping to bring in Sam Allardyce to edit an issue. Then we realised no one likes Sam Allardyce so decided against it.”

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