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WAYNE ROONEY'S WINE CELLAR 'A POOF' SAY CITY FANS |
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THE wine cellar of Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is such a total poof, according to rival supporters.
 Rooney likes to strip down, cover himself in paint and enjoy a quiet glass of Chateauneuf Du Pape
Wayne Hayes, editor of manchestercitywinelovers.com, said: "Can he tell the difference between a Shiraz and a Grenache? Would he prefer an '83 or an '85 Bordeaux? And why is he such an ugly Scouse twat?
"Darius Vassell has a shed full of ripe, meaty Burgundies and robust whites from the Loire valley, while Dietmar Hamann is an expert in Reisling and Gewurztraminer. And anyone who says different will get kicked squarely in the nuts."
Rooney began collecting wine after his fiancee Coleen McLoughlin returned from a very nice weekend at a Marriott Hotel in the Lake District.
According to friends, Rooney likes to unwind with a glass of Chilean Cabernet. He is also a fan of New Zealand whites and has been known to rub a bottle of Cloudy Bay into a recurring groin injury.
Hayes added: "Rolando Bianchi spent his childhood in the hills above Bergamo, helping out on his uncle's vineyard and acquiring a palate that makes Wayne Rooney look like a fat prick."
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