BRITAIN’S historical battle re-enactors have volunteered their services for the forthcoming Crimean war.
BRITAIN'S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.
THE parallels with the First World War are totally doing a historian’s head in, it has been confirmed.
The makers of Angry Birds have admitted that the game is a virtual training camp for militant Islam.
A SOLDIER who has been fighting the war on drugs for more than 20 years has finally emerged from a big jungle full of bullshit.
LOCKHEED is to build a hypersonic robot spy plane based on the drawings of eight-year-old Kyle Stephenson.
PAUL Dacre and Alan Rusbridger are to have a fight in the street at 6pm this evening.
NORTHERN Ireland's protestants are yet again commemorating a 17th Century battle by poncing around in their bowler hats.