THE government is planing to invade the tiny nation of Andorra to rebuild national pride.
THE UK’s intelligence agency is using Twitter to ask if anyone has any terrorist stuff going on this weekend.
AMERICA is wondering if it should invade Iraq to prevent the country from descending into a bloody civil war.
THE fact that most young people would struggle to cope in World War Two may not be a problem, it has emerged.
THE army has developed new weapons exploiting the food intolerances of enemy soldiers.
THE coming world war which will devastate 90 per cent of the planet can't settle on where to begin.
GOVERNMENT forces have fallen back from positions in Swindon and Wiltshire, abandoning the town to the Badger Army.
PRESIDENT Obama has announced sanctions against Russia which include a ban on the season finale of True Detective.