War
Greggs sausage rolls rebel against humanity
'WE are the masters now', the beige tubes commonly known as Britain's favourite snack have told the human race.
British submarines 'can't go underwater'
BRITAIN's multi-billion pound Trident submarines do not work underwater, secret files have revealed.
Afghans face three month RAF waiting list
AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.
Britain grants asylum to hilariously-named terrorist
BRITAIN last night offered safe haven to Colonel Gaddafi's charmingly-named terrorist sidekick.
I kind of assumed you're trying to kill me, says Gaddafi
COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.
Planes kill baddies
LOTS of people died in Libya last night, but it's okay because they were baddies.
UN backs Radio 1 regime change
THE United Nations security council has paved the way for air strikes against Chris Moyles.
What gives? asks Tony the Prick
GOOMBA sleazeball Tony 'the Prick' Blair was being questioned today about his role in the Iraq war scamola.