War

Humanity marks WW1 anniversary with wars

MANKIND has commemorated World War One with armed conflicts around the planet.

Israel offers eight-second ceasefire

ISRAEL has reached out to Palestinians with the offer of a ceasefire lasting almost nine seconds.

Daily Mail rates the outfits of Gaza Strip refugees

BRITAIN’S leading 1950s newspaper has provided a fashion rundown of female Palestinians fleeing airstrikes.

Commonwealth Games uniform designed to trigger war

SCOTLAND'S official uniform for the Commonwealth Games is intended to start a war with England.

Queen destroys aircraft carrier

THE Queen has destroyed Britain’s newest aircraft carrier after hitting it with a bottle of whisky.

Thousands dead in Bannockburn re-enactment

OVER 5,000 people have been killed in a field in a faithful re-enactment of the Battle of Bannockburn.

Government unveils confidence-boosting invasion of Andorra

THE government is planing to invade the tiny nation of Andorra to rebuild national pride.

GCHQ using Twitter to ask if anyone’s planning any terrorism

THE UK’s intelligence agency is using Twitter to ask if anyone has any terrorist stuff going on this weekend.