Relationships

NO ONE has the gift of burying the lede quite like your parents when they ring you out of the blue. Here’s how they like to create unnecessary drama.  

A MAN who has been explicitly told he is dumped is still managing to read mixed messages into the situation, it has emerged.

A MAN is disgusted that his former girlfriend has quickly shacked up with a man who is handsome, intelligent and kind. 

A MAN is fighting for female equality by always insisting on splitting the bill at the end of dates.

A WOMAN has admitted that she faked the previous five years of an apparently satisfying relationship, it has emerged.

THERE are mature, sensible ways to break up with someone that allow you to both to retain your dignity. But you just know you’ll go with one of these instead.

STRUGGLING to maintain an erection? These well-meant but ill-chosen lines will not help.

A PAIR of men in their 40s fear they may inexorably move from being comfortable acquaintances to full-blown friendship.

ONLY a lucky few of us have a perfect sex life, and it’s fine to seek expert help. Here Tom Logan answers your questions based on his hopefully adequate sexual skills.

A WOMAN aiming to impress a crush by mimicking his behaviour has been dismayed to discover he is a massive arsehole.