Relationships
IS your partner a bit grumpy today? Then you'd better steer clear of these well-meant and innocent responses which will send them right over the edge.
A NERD who has never had sex says being a virgin is a deliberate choice to keep his genitals in perfect, re-sellable condition.
A CHILD-FREE have had their life choices resoundingly validated after five days with their relatives’ children.
A MARRIED man who has enjoyed no fewer than three sexual encounters in 2023 has declared it to be a landmark year for him sexually.
A BOOK of vouchers for sex acts a man received from his girlfriend for Christmas are destined to expire unused in a bedside drawer.
JUST because you’re both in your 30s doesn’t mean your brother or sister has ceased to be a twat, or that you should not come to blows about the following trivialities.
A WOMAN who has returned to her hometown for Christmas has been overwhelmed by the attentions of gruffly handsome lumberjacks, it has emerged.
A WOMAN excitedly expecting an engagement ring on Christmas morning has not realised she will be getting a vacuum cleaner instead.
A WOMAN who has finally stood up to her errant boyfriend will shortly be luxuriating in the warm, comforting embrace of a dating app.
A WOMAN has been left seething with rage after she was rejected by a man she does not find attractive.