Relationships

Couple can't decide whether to break up or have baby

A COUPLE are torn between splitting up and starting a new chapter in their lives together by having a baby.

'The beautiful story of how we got back together after failing to meet anyone else'

MY SPLIT from Tom eight months ago was hard for both of us. He’d become complacent and I wanted to find myself and explore new horizons, meaning I’d met someone hotter.

Six plausible fictitious conquests for your sexual history

TEMPTED to make your shagging record sound a bit more impressive? Here are some entirely made-up conquests you can probably get away with.

How to have an affair if you're not sure how to get started

SURE, the consequences of an affair can be bad, but loads of people seem to be doing it and you’ve got a bad case of FOMO. Here is a beginner’s guide if you’re naturally the monogamous type.

Five adjectives to avoid telling the truth about a friend's new boyfriend

STRUGGLING to diplomatically describe the latest arsehole your friend is dating? Bend the truth linguistically with these adjectives.

How to overreact to your friend getting engaged to show you're not bitter

HAS a friend got engaged while you're still being left on 'read' on Bumble? Express how happy you definitely are for them with this guide.

Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle-management hands

A WORKING-CLASS woman's greatest fantasy is sex with a physically unimpressive man who works in middle-management, she has revealed.

The five easy stages of an open relationship

FANCY a go at polyamory? You keep reading about it and you can easily get a third person on the internet these days. Here are the five stages of having a fashionable modern sexual relationship.

Man horrified at girlfriend's halved body count while she's unimpressed by his doubled one

A NEW couple lying about their sexual histories in the hope of pleasing the other have each failed horribly.